Die Religionen in einem Satz

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09.10.04 11:01

2235 Postings, 6360 Tage AlanG.Die Religionen in einem Satz

Taoism: Shit happens.  
 
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."  
 
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.  
 
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?  
 
Hinduism: This shit happened before.  
 
Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.  
 
Islam: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.  
 
Stoicism: This shit is its own reward.  
 
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.  
 
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.  
 
Pentecostalism: In Jesus' name, heal this shit!  
 
Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.  
 
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?  
 
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.  
 
Marxism: This shit is going to hit the fan.  
 
Atheism: No shit.  
 
Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays.  
 
Existentialism: Absurd shit.  
 
Agnosticism: What is this shit?  
 
Nihilism: Who gives a shit?  
 
Deconstruction: Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.  
 
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.  
 
Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.  
 
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, shit happens.  
 
Scientology: Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard  
 
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Rama Rama.  
 
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.  
 
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.  
 

09.10.04 11:22

3243 Postings, 6708 Tage flamingoeReligion ist Opium

(fürs Volk)  

09.10.04 11:27

129861 Postings, 5473 Tage kiiwiiPost-Marxism:

Post-Marxism (real Neo-Con): When the shit hits the fan, buy bigger fans.  

09.10.04 11:32

129861 Postings, 5473 Tage kiiwiiPreach the Gospel at all times, and if necessary,

use words.

St. Francis of Assisi
 

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